The Week contest: Hot dog memoir

This week’s query: Aggressive consuming star Joey Chestnut has been banned from Nathan’s July 4 Sizzling Canine Consuming Contest — which he has gained 16 occasions — after placing a sponsorship take care of vegan sizzling canine maker Not possible Meals. If Chestnut had been to put in writing a memoir defending his choice to shill for faux franks, what ought to the e book be titled?

Click on right here to see the outcomes of final week’s contest: Lawsuit music

Easy methods to enter: Submissions ought to be emailed to contest@theweek.com. Please embrace your title, deal with and daytime phone quantity for verification; this week, please kind “Sizzling canine memoir” within the topic line. Entries are due by midday, Jap Time, Tuesday, June 25. Winners will seem on the Puzzle Web page of the July 5/July 12 challenge and at theweek.com/puzzles on June 28. Within the case of equivalent or related entries, the primary one obtained will get credit score. All entries develop into property of The Week.

 The winner will get a one-year subscription to The Week.